It was inevitable that somebody would make a movie parody of Twilight and the recent resurgent vampire mania in general. Luckily, that movie looks really funny. VAMPIRES SUCK opens nationwide on Wednesday, August 18th, and [website] has passes for an early-bird Tuesday night (the 17th) advanced screening!

The first 15 people who go to http://www.gofobo.com/rsvp and input the code PRMO01KY to RSVP will each receive 2 printable passes, each admits one person, for the Tuesday night screening*.

Even better, there’ll be a contest at the screening for Best Vampire Costume (with prizes!), so be sure to wear your fanged finest.

We’ll also have some tasty Vampires Suck shwag to give away at Lady~A’s CAKE OR DEATH? Birthd~A Celebr~Ation at the Vampire Social Club at Late Bar on Thursday the 19th, along with special guest DJ Scary Lady Sarah.

* The screening is first-come, first-served, so get there early to assure entry. Passes do NOT guarantee admission if theater is full.